President Obama: I am here to help you. Resistance Is Futile

 I am here to “skyrocket” your fuel costs that will make you pooer so I can save you from Catastrophic Climate Change. Resistance is futile.

 Just  ignore the fact that: 

 

Right now we have over 65% more Arctic sea ice area, a record high sea ice area around Antarctica, a record low tornado season, record late start start hurricane season, 15 years of no global warming, a cooling tropical Pacific and a “strongly cooling Southern Ocean”.

I am here to improve your health care. Resistance is Futile. 

Just ignore the fact:

Your health care costs will go sky high, You will lose your health plan. A Death Panel will have the power to decide whether you live or die. 

I am here to help the poor defend their lives against those greedy criminals that don’t care about the lives of black people. Resistance is futile.

Just ignore the fact 

I want to take  guns away from black people and all folks so they cannot defend their lives against violent criminals who want to kill them. 

I am here to  bring peace to the world unlike those war mongering Republicans. Resistance Is Futile.

 Just ignore the fact that:

I am supporting the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Al Qaeda backed rebels in Syria who have declared war against America and were responsible for 9/11.

I am here to help you. Resistance is Futile.